Something Clever
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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
(via cerastes)
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Snow leopards are the goofiest big cats ever. Like every picture I see of is the most chaotic thing ever. Also they are so jumpy. A thread
Feel free to add more
(via cerastes)
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I had to Google “dora trampoline lightning” but I found it. This is it. This is the funniest image on the internet. Everyone can go home. It was fun while it lasted.
This is how azula killed aang
(via cerastes)
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Some people have asked me if I can publish my mapmaking tools. So I developed a software. 🙂
Here is the result:
(via cerastes)
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Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏
(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)
“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”
hang on a second, I gotta look up something
yeah, this is really funny
(via seeyouguyslater)
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reading the receipts on how bethesda resorted to fucking extortion in a pathetic attempt to force Leona (a trans woman) to resign without pursuing a discrimination lawsuit by holding her fucking surgeries hostage & holy fuck
her experience at bethesda was a harrowing but depressingly familliar one filled with a sudden loss of respect by her superiors, public outing by her manager, falsified reports on her yearly review to convince corporate that she was a liability…
i struggle to find the words to descrive how i felt going through it all.
they were HOLDING HER SURGERIES HOSTAGE TO COERCE HER TO RESIGN
fuck this fucking industry. you cannot fix this. it is beyond saving
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uhhhh why are they flirting with making likes a public thing on this site… what i like is between me and god
Girlies our likes are no longer safe
Only applies to likes that are already public, you can turn making your likes public off in settings > account and you can switch off ‘include posts liked by the blogs you follow’ in settings > dashboard
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if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
They ship of theseus’d my girl
Can’t have shit in Detroit
this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.
call that the meme of theseus thesis
tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat
my naym is ship
and when i’m broke
the broken part
from me they tokereplace the part
had been the plan
but in the morn
hand door car man*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go
We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this
no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure
*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see
(via thepageofhopes)
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In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!
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I am not forklift certified..
ITS ME AND @lordsooga WITH OUR YIGA COSPLAYS AAHHHHHGlory to Master Kohga!
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my tumblr dashboard hasn’t gotten the updated UI yet so hearing more and more people I follow gradually post about the nightmare they’re currently living just feels like I’m in the first fifteen minutes of a horror series where Troubling News Stories are starting to crop up on the radio and on blurry background TV sets
(via seeyouguyslater)
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Actually? Today, you watch my favorite TF2 video ever, all 35 seconds of it.
Alright, so:
Our POV is a RED Soldier, and he’s rolling out, or in other words, he’s just coming out from spawn after dying.
This is what he sees on the Progress Bar. This means that someone in RED is capturing the final point needed to win the round. But there’s a problem! You can also see that two players (or one player worth two for the purposes of capturing points, such as the Scout class) are capturing back the previous point! Two players (or a Scout) capture faster than one, and if that RED point gets captured, the last point immediately becomes protected and you can’t capture, essentially saving themselves and possibly bringing it back.
Our protagonist Soldier is, however, having none of it.
As soon as he steps out, he Rocket Jumps, but you might notice that it is no regular Rocket Jump! Typically, a Rocket Jump sends you a great distance vertically, not horizontally. See, he did an advanced version of the Rocket Jump where you shoot a wall at an angle to propel yourself forward. This is hard. He then follows this hard angled Rocket Jump with several extensions, known as Surfing. He keeps shooting in such a precise way downwards that he keeps building momentum going forward. This is very hard. He then reached the wall and does another angled Rocket Jump while surfing, with no time to second guess the shot. This is EXTREMELY difficult and precise. He nails it, and is sent flying right towards the point that BLU is capturing. If you go into a point that the enemy is trying to capture, you Defend it, halting all progress on it until they remove you from the point. He held onto the point JUST long enough, midair, after doing this incredibly complex and precise chain of Rocket Jumps, to Defend the point to prevent it from being captured, affording his teammates storming the final BLU point JUST enough time, down to the millisecond, to capture it and thus win the round.
It is an absolutely mental play. He defended the second to last point by flying there from the other side of the map at top speed like a defensive angel.
(via laguzmage)
