Something Clever

hyperazraphael:

prime-tiktoks:

This mother is my favorite person. The calm execution, the perfect delivery, priceless

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jermaobsession:

these getting-over-it-type games really bring out his brain problems in the most spectacular way

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weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it’s either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard

Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location.

British Folklore: There’s a little Beast in your house… make sure you give it the necessary porridge……. otherwise it might turn to mischief…….

German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and

US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God’s Favorite

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yakourinka:

turingsghost:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

yakourinka:

yakourinka:

fucker finally broke twitter permanently I think, or put refreshing your timeline and tweeting behind paywall

he IS putting tweeting behind a paywall! and reading tweets! oh my god

it only appears to work on a tweet’s reply page and not the timeline: notifications aren’t rate limited, so you can use any notification to reach a tweet page. i mention this because i want people to DDOS them using their own awful coding. just leave the page on. tabbing out seems to stop the loop, so you might want to just leave it as an active window and do something else. you too can make twitter die faster

holy shit you’re right, it seems to be stuck in a loop

hvmanfilth10:

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jamesrocks:

Keep reading

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bri-the-nautilus:

lvoryking:

this is literally so fucking funny

BORN TO DIE

LANDS BETWEEN IS A FUCK

KILL EM ALL 2023

I AM TARNISHED MAN

12.8 BILLION DEAD FROGS

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wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

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sabertoothwalrus:

crossroadswrite:

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

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theygender:

thelittlebunnypawsthing:

spindy:

eebie:

spindy:

spindy:

spindy:

She was being a little too quiet and I turn around to find her dead asleep like this

Update:

H…huh??

THINGS BLUE

Oh my god wait I gotta check somethin

THAT THINGS BLUE !!

Green cat, meet blue bunny.

ALT

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krakensdottir:

moodbig:

Okay, so because of comments, I looked this up.

This beaver is a rehab animal. He was found on the side of the road when he was no bigger than a potato. He is still young in this video (you do not realize how big adult beavers are, trust me) and is not ready to leave his home or family. Yes, beavers are social and they live in families. For him, his rescuer is his family. But he will be ready to leave at the age of two or three, when a wild beaver would leave his parents and seek out a territory of his own.

Anyway, he gets plenty of outdoor time and is also being taught to swim and do normal beaver things. He WILL eventually be released. So him building a dam out of plushies is not as sad as it might seem.

The truth is, animals are typically happy if they get to exercise their instincts, even if the environment is an artificial one. But in general, a wild animal should be either in the wild or in a captive setting that replicates its natural environment. Beavers are NOT good pets. Fortunately, this guy is not being kept as a pet. So it’s okay. Enjoy the video, and check out Raising The Wild on YouTube if you want updates.

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nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

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